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Post by Jesseversion1 on Mar 11, 2011 2:00:14 GMT -5
Why do morons like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
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Post by Jesseversion1 on Mar 11, 2011 2:25:42 GMT -5
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”. “Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.” “That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
Blonde: Hey, What does 'IDK' mean? Brunnete: I don't know. Blonde: Oh my god NOBODY KNOWS!
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Boy - "dear Santa, for xmas, I would like a baby brother." Santa - "Send me your mother."
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Post by The Viper on Mar 11, 2011 13:19:45 GMT -5
Yo mothers so stupid, she sold the car to buy petrol
Yo mothers so stupid, she starved to death in the food isle of tesco
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Post by Matt on Mar 12, 2011 5:01:26 GMT -5
Yo momma so stupid, she got knocked down by a parked car.
What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
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Post by The Viper on Mar 12, 2011 7:05:24 GMT -5
How do you drown a blonde? Put a mirror at the bottom of a lake
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Post by Turrah on Mar 13, 2011 17:12:51 GMT -5
what has Germany and a woman same? - They Can't win a war.
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Post by The Viper on Mar 14, 2011 17:39:17 GMT -5
what has Germany and a woman same? - They Can't win a war. Lies! Woman would be perfectly capable of winning a war. Man and wife are making a new password for their computer. Man types in "mypenis". Wife howls with laughter when it says : error, too short
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Post by Turrah on Mar 14, 2011 19:16:17 GMT -5
what has Germany and a woman same? - They Can't win a war. Lies! Woman would be perfectly capable of winning a war. Man and wife are making a new password for their computer. Man types in "mypenis". Wife howls with laughter when it says : error, too short No that's false. Womans never could win a f'n war, because they havemnt got the eggs for it.
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Post by Zack on Mar 15, 2011 4:44:38 GMT -5
yo mama so fat that when she is wearing a blue rain coat in the rain,people thought she was a texi xD
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Post by Turrah on Mar 15, 2011 9:51:03 GMT -5
yo mama so fat that when she is wearing a blue rain coat in the rain,people thought she was a texi xD in germany are yellow taxi's
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Post by The Viper on Mar 15, 2011 11:58:00 GMT -5
Lies! Woman would be perfectly capable of winning a war. Man and wife are making a new password for their computer. Man types in "mypenis". Wife howls with laughter when it says : error, too short No that's false. Womans never could win a f'n war, because they havemnt got the eggs for it. thats sexist, women could definately win a war, and probably without killing so many people
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Post by Zack on Mar 17, 2011 0:50:19 GMT -5
yo mama so fat that when she is wearing a blue rain coat in the rain,people thought she was a texi xD in germany are yellow taxi's lol ok yo mama so fat that when she is wearing a YELLOW rain coat in the rain,people thought she was a taxi xD
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Post by Rowdy Roddy RyRy on Jul 13, 2011 19:01:39 GMT -5
WF ANIMATION BOARD
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Post by Fave on Jul 13, 2011 19:11:29 GMT -5
OMG this is hilarious give this man an award
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Post by wwextreme25 on Jul 13, 2011 19:17:45 GMT -5
A partially deaf man walks into the doctors and the doctor asks, so sir, what's the symptoms he replied "it's that tv show isnt it, the ones with the yellow skin, homer, marge, lisa, etc" doctor: ....
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