Corrupt a Wish

[The Viper]

A masked man enters you home and destroys every single cure you own. later in life, you develop Testicular cancer, which cannot be stopped, except by amputating you're testicles. YOUR Sex life is now non-existant

I wish that during your corruption of my previous wish, velvet sky and Brooke Tessmacher save me from kong, and then continue to do every single sexual act known to man on me ;

[jman8463]

Dec 24, 2011 13:44:27 GMT -5 The Viper said:

A masked man enters you home and destroys every single cure you own. later in life, you develop Testicular cancer, which cannot be stopped, except by amputating you're testicles. YOUR Sex life is now non-existant

I wish that during your corruption of my previous wish, velvet sky and Brooke Tessmacher save me from kong, and then continue to do every single sexual act known to man on me ;

Velvet Sky gives you HIV because she was a prostitute before
she became a TNA Knockout. Tessmacher however threatens you
to marry her in her home the next day, threatens you to never
watch TV, listen to music or leave the house or else she'll kill you.

I wish ignorance, and greed never existed

Edit: If anyone else would like to participate other then me and Viper.
It would be much appreciated.

[Mattface215]

but as people learn to share they then become again greedy and ignorent


I wish i had a Unicorn with magic rainbow urine

[jman8463]

Dec 31, 2011 22:21:19 GMT -5 Mattface215 said:

but as people learn to share they then become again greedy and ignorent


I wish i had a Unicorn with magic rainbow urine

You receive your Unicorn however, when you go behind the
horse and say something. You scary it and it turns to you and
accidentally pierces your heart with its urine and you die instantly.

I wish for sky transportation there was are magical bubbles that can
take you to any place in the world you want without a fee or any form
of identification and the bubbles are 100% sturdy and will not pop. In
addition they have TV inside the bubble, MP3, computers etc within them.

[Mattface215]

while you are in your bubble you bump into another bubble and then sends you the wrong direction thus into a dark mysterious alley...you hear foot steps you can't see anything though...the foot steps grow louder and louder. You run out of your bubble and try to run away. but as soon as your out. everything is dark.You hear mumbles in a launguage you don't regodnize. You wake up finding your self in another country being carried near a volcano. You then relize you are now the sacrafice for a fake god of the chicken that is being served.You burn to ashes and die.

I wish all of my animations weren't so choppy

[jman8463]

Jan 1, 2012 12:12:23 GMT -5 Mattface215 said:

while you are in your bubble you bump into another bubble and then sends you the wrong direction thus into a dark mysterious alley...you hear foot steps you can't see anything though...the foot steps grow louder and louder. You run out of your bubble and try to run away. but as soon as your out. everything is dark.You hear mumbles in a launguage you don't regodnize. You wake up finding your self in another country being carried near a volcano. You then relize you are now the sacrafice for a fake god of the chicken that is being served.You burn to ashes and die.

I wish all of my animations weren't so choppy

All are your animations aren't choppy however, they all
become incredibly stiff.

I wish there was no flawless in my logic and I was always right.

[Mattface215]

but as you are always correct you will always answer questions right in school, thus making you skip to colledge before you are even 8 years old.You are now too young to get a job or drive a car.Your parents one day go to a grocery store and leave you behind.Sadly the grocery store was bombed and your stuck waiting 6 years to get a job, starving ,and soon you die of starvation

I wish that kids would learn to use PROPER grammer ( use words that aren't like " Aeint , gonna, ya , ")

[jman8463]

Jan 1, 2012 12:43:37 GMT -5 Mattface215 said:

but as you are always correct you will always answer questions right in school, thus making you skip to colledge before you are even 8 years old.You are now too young to get a job or drive a car.Your parents one day go to a grocery store and leave you behind.Sadly the grocery store was bombed and your stuck waiting 6 years to get a job, starving ,and soon you die of starvation

I wish that kids would learn to use PROPER grammer ( use words that aren't like " Aeint , gonna, ya , ")

Incorrect grammar becomes worse within the next generation.

I wish that cow produced pork, and pigs produced beef and chickens
laid deformed, mutated eggs which increases my life span 5-10 more
years then my set date.

[Mattface215]

but as more pork is producted many fast food resturants will be forced to close. The consumers are so mad about this they start a riot. Forceing the producers of the food to make more beef and stop with pork but those bacon lovers (like me) will also start a riot and end with a never ending contreversy.

I wish my mayor wasn't so stupid! ( seriously she is an idiot!!!)

[jman8463]

Jan 1, 2012 13:49:14 GMT -5 Mattface215 said:

but as more pork is producted many fast food resturants will be forced to close. The consumers are so mad about this they start a riot. Forceing the producers of the food to make more beef and stop with pork but those bacon lovers (like me) will also start a riot and end with a never ending contreversy.

I wish my mayor wasn't so stupid! ( seriously she is an idiot!!!)

She is kidnapped by Chinese communists and then she returns 2
years later, she has adopted a new form of governmental aspect who
believes that China to be the superior country to any other and she is
a rational communist who is still your mayor who speaks now Chinese
better then English. Who spreads Chinese propaganda through your
state her intellect has been declined tremendously much more then
it had previously. Good luck with your rational mayor

I wish I created every object which is essential to today's consumer's
and economy, so I could create a empire of mine own within the US.

[Mattface215]

Well good luck with ALL the paper work ALL the workers ALL the sales product managing ALL of the recalls ALL the headaches ALL the complaints ALL of the factories and ALL the taxes. But after a years worth of sales you find that your bank account is drained! You then notice that someone found your bank account number and took out millions of dollars in your name!You call the police and they find the man that stole your number. He is arrested for 20 years and you still don't have your money back. As soon as 20 years has passed you are now a very rich buissness man and is married to Ms. Tessmaker and owns a mansion the size of the eifel tower. But the man that stole yyour money is out of jail! as he collected money off the streets and out of the security guards pockets he has enought to pay for a facial plastic sergury. He then gets the plastic sergury finished and looks exactly like you! he then sneaks into your mansion while he got passed the body guards with ease. While you and Ms.Tessmaker are sleeping he comes near you, with a knife. He grabs your head and slices your neck so fast you didn't even get a word out. He then steals your clothes ( and the ones you are wearing ) and throughs you out the nearest window and go's to sleep. The next morning at around 6:00 A.M he then barries you before anyone is awake. He lives your life from now on.

I wish i got 1 million dollars every day for the rest of my life.

[jman8463]

Jan 1, 2012 17:32:04 GMT -5 Mattface215 said:

Well good luck with ALL the paper work ALL the workers ALL the sales product managing ALL of the recalls ALL the headaches ALL the complaints ALL of the factories and ALL the taxes. But after a years worth of sales you find that your bank account is drained! You then notice that someone found your bank account number and took out millions of dollars in your name!You call the police and they find the man that stole your number. He is arrested for 20 years and you still don't have your money back. As soon as 20 years has passed you are now a very rich buissness man and is married to Ms. Tessmaker and owns a mansion the size of the eifel tower. But the man that stole yyour money is out of jail! as he collected money off the streets and out of the security guards pockets he has enought to pay for a facial plastic sergury. He then gets the plastic sergury finished and looks exactly like you! he then sneaks into your mansion while he got passed the body guards with ease. While you and Ms.Tessmaker are sleeping he comes near you, with a knife. He grabs your head and slices your neck so fast you didn't even get a word out. He then steals your clothes ( and the ones you are wearing ) and throughs you out the nearest window and go's to sleep. The next morning at around 6:00 A.M he then barries you before anyone is awake. He lives your life from now on.

I wish i got 1 million dollars every day for the rest of my life.

Every 1 million dollar you receive every bill is burnt to the
point where it can't be spent.

I wish I created a machine which can teleport to any planet
found many light years away within seconds and find different
lifeforms of live organisms.

[Mattface215]

Once you find a unknown tipe of life form you decide to bring it home beacuse you find it to be "cute" and harmless. You wake up the next morning with your house being completley destroyed and half of the city on fire and the other half destroyed. you get the blame and get arrested and put on death row

i wish mattel lowered there prices for wrestling action figures to $9.00

[jman8463]

Jan 1, 2012 18:41:16 GMT -5 Mattface215 said:

Once you find a unknown tipe of life form you decide to bring it home beacuse you find it to be "cute" and harmless. You wake up the next morning with your house being completley destroyed and half of the city on fire and the other half destroyed. you get the blame and get arrested and put on death row

i wish mattel lowered there prices for wrestling action figures to $9.00

Company parts for companies that create Mattel suddenly sky rocket which
makes parts to create figures to expensive to buy which then makes Mattel
shut down their product and revert back to Jakks/Deluxe figures.

I wish that the sky rained Rare/collectible WWE figures of all kinds on
my front lawn for me to use and create a market with.

[ZombieMan949]

It Rains the figures but when you go to collect them a man with a gun shoots you multiple times in the chest causing you to die. The man takes all the rare figures and sells them making him the richest man alive.

I wish school would go away for ever so I would never have to go to it again.